Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan
Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.
the most unrealistic thing about high school musical is that they let ryan wear hats in class
I am going to see shrek the musical at a local theatre today and my friend and I have front row orchestra seats and I am slightly excited and slightly horrified to see what this show is gonna bring
glasses are so stupid. u wanted to lie on ur side??? fuck off. u wanted a hot drink???? u can’t see shit now bc ur glasses are fogged up. go out in the rain???? tough luck shithead.
i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find
My friend showed me this site where you have 45 seconds to draw a pokemon but sometimes it takes like 20 seconds for the reference image to load in and let me tell you my artistic abilities have never shone brighter.
here is you and me and my lego head glory (which was actually a mistake cause it was so hot and i could barely see or hear but oh well it looked cool haha :D)
JESUS CHRIST I LOOK LIKE I’M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE dude i can’t even imagine what that cosplay was like i was dying dressed like that so i can’t believe you survived tbh
THE HEAD HAS STYROFOAM IN IT AND WAS SUPER SNUG SO IT WAS JUST HOT BREATH IN THERE AND UGH IT WAS HORRIBLE I HAD TO TAKE IT OFF EVERY LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND I SHOULD HAVE WORN SHORTS INSTEAD OF JEANS BUT I SOMEHOW LIVED THROUGH IT
marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs