my name is megan.
i am a hootowl.
i love cats, food, and the internet.
fav person of the day
because actually helping people with cosplay emergencies!
literally the most important man at supanova this year
he gave me double sided tape
what a good human being
petition to have a designated Captain Patch-It at all cons from now on.
A real life hero :D
he’s a sewldier
Cat audition for Sabrina the Teenage Witch for the role of Salem
i love this
new favorite photo
i really wonder which one won omg
Hey guys, hope your skin is clear and you get a text from someone you like real soon.
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
"And just what the hell am I supposed to do with these?"
"I requested minions of darkness, and you gave me fluffy jellybeans."
it’s a metaphor
The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor